Braveheart or Taxi Driver?

Are you a fan of Taxi Driver? Of Braveheart as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

Every man dies, not every man really lives.

The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked.

Each night when I return the cab to the garage, I have to clean the cum off the back seat. Some nights, I clean off the blood.

Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.

June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.

Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.

Now I see this clearly. My whole life is pointed in one direction. There never has been a choice for me.

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