Kung Fu Panda or The Departed?

Are you a fan of The Departed? Of Kung Fu Panda as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

- Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles.

- Quit, don't quit... Noodles, don't noodles... You are too concerned about what was and what will be. There is a saying: yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

- There is no secret ingredient.

- Wait, wait... it's just plain old noodle soup? You don't add some kind of special sauce or something?

- Don't have to. To make something special you just have to believe it's special.

My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.

One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.

- There are no accidents.

- Yes, I know. You said that already. Twice.

- Well, that was no accident either.

- Thrice.

Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the niggers don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it.

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