Are you a fan of Snatch? Of Kung Fu Panda as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
- So, what you doin here?
- I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?
- What's in the car?
- Seats and a steering wheel.
- There is no secret ingredient.
- Wait, wait... it's just plain old noodle soup? You don't add some kind of special sauce or something?
- Don't have to. To make something special you just have to believe it's special.
- Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles.
- Quit, don't quit... Noodles, don't noodles... You are too concerned about what was and what will be. There is a saying: yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
- There are no accidents.
- Yes, I know. You said that already. Twice.
- Well, that was no accident either.
- Thrice.