Are you a fan of Snatch? Of Steve Jobs as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
I don't want people to dislike me. I'm indifferent to whether they dislike me.
It's not binary. You can be decent and gifted at the same time.
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
- So, what you doin here?
- I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?
- What's in the car?
- Seats and a steering wheel.
- We're not a pit crew at Daytona. This can't be fixed in seconds.
- You didn't have seconds, you had three weeks. The universe was created in a third of that time.
- Well, someday you'll have to tell us how you did it.