Are you a fan of American Beauty? Of Home Alone as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:
Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.
Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
Ma'am, I'm eight years old. You think I would be here alone? I don't think so.
Merry Christmas, little fella. We know that you're in there, and that you're all alone.
Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.