Planet of the Apes or Taxi Driver?

Are you a fan of Taxi Driver? Of Planet of the Apes as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

Each night when I return the cab to the garage, I have to clean the cum off the back seat. Some nights, I clean off the blood.

Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.

Now I see this clearly. My whole life is pointed in one direction. There never has been a choice for me.

June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.

Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

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