Aladdin or Taxi Driver?

Are you a fan of Taxi Driver? Of Aladdin as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.

Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck.

Now I see this clearly. My whole life is pointed in one direction. There never has been a choice for me.

- I need help!

- All right, Sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter. Do ya got it?

- What?

- Tell-her-the-*truth*!

- I'm free. I'm free. Quick. Quick. Wish for something outrageous. Say, "I, I want the Nile." Wish for the Nile. Try that!

- Uh... I wish for the Nile.

- No way! Oh, does that feel good!

June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.

Each night when I return the cab to the garage, I have to clean the cum off the back seat. Some nights, I clean off the blood.

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