Planet of the Apes or Reservoir Dogs?

Are you a fan of Reservoir Dogs? Of Planet of the Apes as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.

Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.

Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

I can say I definitely didn't do it because I know what I did or didn't do. But I cannot definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know.

I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

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