Aladdin or The Departed?

Are you a fan of The Departed? Of Aladdin as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.

- I'm free. I'm free. Quick. Quick. Wish for something outrageous. Say, "I, I want the Nile." Wish for the Nile. Try that!

- Uh... I wish for the Nile.

- No way! Oh, does that feel good!

Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the niggers don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it.

Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck.

One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.

- I need help!

- All right, Sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter. Do ya got it?

- What?

- Tell-her-the-*truth*!

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