American Beauty or Planet of the Apes?

Are you a fan of American Beauty? Of Planet of the Apes as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.

Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.

It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.

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