American Psycho or Planet of the Apes?

Are you a fan of American Psycho? Of Planet of the Apes as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.

Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!

I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

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