Planet of the Apes or Snatch?

Are you a fan of Snatch? Of Planet of the Apes as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

- So, what you doin here?

- I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?

- What's in the car?

- Seats and a steering wheel.

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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