Aladdin or Snatch?

Are you a fan of Snatch? Of Aladdin as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

- So, what you doin here?

- I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?

- What's in the car?

- Seats and a steering wheel.

Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck.

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

- I need help!

- All right, Sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter. Do ya got it?

- What?

- Tell-her-the-*truth*!

- I'm free. I'm free. Quick. Quick. Wish for something outrageous. Say, "I, I want the Nile." Wish for the Nile. Try that!

- Uh... I wish for the Nile.

- No way! Oh, does that feel good!

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

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