Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone or Planet of the Apes?

Are you a fan of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone? Of Planet of the Apes as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

- Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.

- She needs to sort out her priorities!

- Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!

- Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.

Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

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