Planet of the Apes or The Wolf of Wall Street?

Are you a fan of The Wolf of Wall Street? Of Planet of the Apes as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

- What kind of hooker takes credit cards?

- A rich one!

Let me tell you something. There's no nobility in poverty. I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. And I choose rich every fuckin' time. Because, at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of the limo, wearing a $2000 suit and a $40,000 gold fuckin' watch.

- The name of the game, moving the money from the client's pocket to your pocket.

- But if you can make your clients money at the same time it's advantageous to everyone, correct?

- No.

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