- My buddy and his dog killed two of them and, no shit, I torched the last one.
- Yeah, I burnt her ass to a crisp.
You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.
- Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?
- I think I'll have a drink.
Anybody accidentally kills anybody in a fight, they go to jail. It's called manslaughter. I think all that lethal weapon horseshit is just an excuse so you dancers never have to get in a real fight.
What the hell are you looking at, you little ginger-haired fucker?
- You are real, right?
- I'm as real as a donut, motherfucker.
If you're afraid of getting a rotten apple, don't go to the barrel. Get it off the tree.