Are you a fan of Heat? Of Joker as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:
You don't listen, do you? I don't think you ever really hear me. You just ask the same questions every week. "How's your job?" "Are you having any negative thoughts?" All I have are negative thoughts.
My life's a disaster zone. I got a stepdaughter so fucked up because her real father's this large-type asshole. I got a wife, we're passing each other on the down-slope of a marriage - my third - because I spend all my time chasing guys like you around the block. That's my life.
Cause she's got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it! Ferocious, aren't I? When I think of asses, a woman's ass, something comes out of me.
I do what I do best, I take scores. You do what you do best, try to stop guys like me.
The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don't.
I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a fucking comedy.
A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a... a marriage?
He knew the risks, he didn't have to be there. It rains... you get wet.