Are you a fan of The Departed? Of Joker as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:
I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a fucking comedy.
Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the niggers don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it.
The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don't.
My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.
One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.
You don't listen, do you? I don't think you ever really hear me. You just ask the same questions every week. "How's your job?" "Are you having any negative thoughts?" All I have are negative thoughts.