- I despise your masquerade, the dishonest way you pose yourself. You and your whole fucking family.
- We're both part of the same hypocrisy, senator, but never think it applies to my family.
Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.
It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.
I'd give four million just to be able to take a piss without it hurting