Aladdin or Joker?

Are you a fan of Aladdin? Of Joker as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck.

You don't listen, do you? I don't think you ever really hear me. You just ask the same questions every week. "How's your job?" "Are you having any negative thoughts?" All I have are negative thoughts.

- I'm free. I'm free. Quick. Quick. Wish for something outrageous. Say, "I, I want the Nile." Wish for the Nile. Try that!

- Uh... I wish for the Nile.

- No way! Oh, does that feel good!

- I need help!

- All right, Sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter. Do ya got it?

- What?

- Tell-her-the-*truth*!

I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a fucking comedy.

The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don't.

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