In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.
You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!
The only thing in this world that gives orders... is balls.
It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.