Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack.
Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.
Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.
Why the fuck didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in there with a goddamn hand cannon?
It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.