Full Metal Jacket or Taxi Driver?

Are you a fan of Taxi Driver? Of Full Metal Jacket as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!

Each night when I return the cab to the garage, I have to clean the cum off the back seat. Some nights, I clean off the blood.

Now I see this clearly. My whole life is pointed in one direction. There never has been a choice for me.

June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.

- How tall are you, private?

- Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.

- Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.

- You a photographer?

- I'm a combat correspondent.

- Well, you seen much combat?

- I've seen a little on TV.

- You're a real comedian.

- Well, they call me the Joker.

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