For a second I thought I was dead. But, when I heard all the noise, I knew they were cops. Only cops talk that way. If they'd been wiseguys, I wouldn't have heard a thing. I would've been dead.
A naked man with a gun? Do you really expect anyone to believe that?
Oh, great. You get the girl, I get the coroner.
Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.
I'm not mad, I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in your life. Look at me, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.
Go back to Jersey, sonny. This is the City of the Angels, and you haven't got any wings.
Some men get the world. Others get ex-hookers and a trip to Arizona.
One day some of the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect.