Full Metal Jacket or The Departed?

Are you a fan of The Departed? Of Full Metal Jacket as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

- You a photographer?

- I'm a combat correspondent.

- Well, you seen much combat?

- I've seen a little on TV.

- You're a real comedian.

- Well, they call me the Joker.

- How tall are you, private?

- Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.

- Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!

My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.

One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.

Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the niggers don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it.

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