Only don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry.
In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
Go back to Jersey, sonny. This is the City of the Angels, and you haven't got any wings.
Oh, great. You get the girl, I get the coroner.
Some men get the world. Others get ex-hookers and a trip to Arizona.
A naked man with a gun? Do you really expect anyone to believe that?
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.