Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.
It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
Only don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry.