It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
You know what they say, don't you? If you love a man's garden, you gotta love the man!
Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.
Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry - it just gets dirtier.
It's amazing. It's incredible. But, I feel like a criminal 'cause I don't take money.