American Beauty or Full Metal Jacket?

Are you a fan of American Beauty? Of Full Metal Jacket as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.

- How tall are you, private?

- Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.

- Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

- You a photographer?

- I'm a combat correspondent.

- Well, you seen much combat?

- I've seen a little on TV.

- You're a real comedian.

- Well, they call me the Joker.

It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.

Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!

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