American Psycho or Full Metal Jacket?

Are you a fan of American Psycho? Of Full Metal Jacket as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!

I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

- How tall are you, private?

- Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.

- Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.

- You a photographer?

- I'm a combat correspondent.

- Well, you seen much combat?

- I've seen a little on TV.

- You're a real comedian.

- Well, they call me the Joker.

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