Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!
I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.
I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
Didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?
You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related.
Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk, either, man! See how you like it. Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.