Charlie and the Chocolate Factory or Full Metal Jacket?

Are you a fan of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? Of Full Metal Jacket as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

Don't touch that squirrel's nuts! It'll make him crazy!

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!

- How tall are you, private?

- Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.

- Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism", my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

- You a photographer?

- I'm a combat correspondent.

- Well, you seen much combat?

- I've seen a little on TV.

- You're a real comedian.

- Well, they call me the Joker.

There's plenty of money out there. They print more every day. But this ticket, there's only five of them in the whole world, and that's all there's ever going to be. Only a dummy would give this up for something as common as money. Are you a dummy?

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