Full Metal Jacket or Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone?

Are you a fan of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone? Of Full Metal Jacket as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!

- How tall are you, private?

- Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.

- Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

- You a photographer?

- I'm a combat correspondent.

- Well, you seen much combat?

- I've seen a little on TV.

- You're a real comedian.

- Well, they call me the Joker.

- Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.

- She needs to sort out her priorities!

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.

- Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!

- Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!

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