Full Metal Jacket or The Little Mermaid?

Are you a fan of The Little Mermaid? Of Full Metal Jacket as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!

- How tall are you, private?

- Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.

- Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

- If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again.

- That's right. But you'll have your man. Life's full of tough choices, isn't it?

Hm. Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, they swim all over you.

My nerves are shot! This is a catastrophe! What would her father say? I'll tell you what her father'd say. He'd say he's gonna kill himself a crab! That's what her father'd say! I'm gonna march myself straight home right now...

- You a photographer?

- I'm a combat correspondent.

- Well, you seen much combat?

- I've seen a little on TV.

- You're a real comedian.

- Well, they call me the Joker.

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