American Psycho or Taxi Driver?

Are you a fan of American Psycho? Of Taxi Driver as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

Now I see this clearly. My whole life is pointed in one direction. There never has been a choice for me.

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!

Each night when I return the cab to the garage, I have to clean the cum off the back seat. Some nights, I clean off the blood.

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.

I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.

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