Dumbo or Full Metal Jacket?

Are you a fan of Dumbo? Of Full Metal Jacket as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

Last time I checked, they invented the stairs!

Never do anything I tell you, without checking with me first.

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!

- How tall are you, private?

- Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.

- Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

- You a photographer?

- I'm a combat correspondent.

- Well, you seen much combat?

- I've seen a little on TV.

- You're a real comedian.

- Well, they call me the Joker.

- Is that a monkey in your desk?

- Just for emergencies.

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