Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.
Go back to Jersey, sonny. This is the City of the Angels, and you haven't got any wings.
A naked man with a gun? Do you really expect anyone to believe that?
I can say I definitely didn't do it because I know what I did or didn't do. But I cannot definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know.
Oh, great. You get the girl, I get the coroner.
Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.
Some men get the world. Others get ex-hookers and a trip to Arizona.
I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.