Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.
I can say I definitely didn't do it because I know what I did or didn't do. But I cannot definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know.
I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.
Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.
I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.
I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!
I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.