Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.
My life's a disaster zone. I got a stepdaughter so fucked up because her real father's this large-type asshole. I got a wife, we're passing each other on the down-slope of a marriage - my third - because I spend all my time chasing guys like you around the block. That's my life.
Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
I do what I do best, I take scores. You do what you do best, try to stop guys like me.
He knew the risks, he didn't have to be there. It rains... you get wet.
It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a... a marriage?
Cause she's got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it! Ferocious, aren't I? When I think of asses, a woman's ass, something comes out of me.