Aladdin or Full Metal Jacket?

Are you a fan of Aladdin? Of Full Metal Jacket as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

- I need help!

- All right, Sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter. Do ya got it?

- What?

- Tell-her-the-*truth*!

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!

- You a photographer?

- I'm a combat correspondent.

- Well, you seen much combat?

- I've seen a little on TV.

- You're a real comedian.

- Well, they call me the Joker.

- How tall are you, private?

- Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.

- Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck.

- I'm free. I'm free. Quick. Quick. Wish for something outrageous. Say, "I, I want the Nile." Wish for the Nile. Try that!

- Uh... I wish for the Nile.

- No way! Oh, does that feel good!

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