A Clockwork Orange or Full Metal Jacket?

Are you a fan of A Clockwork Orange? Of Full Metal Jacket as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

- How tall are you, private?

- Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.

- Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!

- You a photographer?

- I'm a combat correspondent.

- Well, you seen much combat?

- I've seen a little on TV.

- You're a real comedian.

- Well, they call me the Joker.

Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!

Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man.

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