Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
You know I can call anybody, they'd put it on the phone? The Pope, an astronaut, the wisest of the wise... Who do I have to call?
- Is there any special country you wanna go to?
Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.
I bark. That man there, see him? He bites.