- Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?
- I think I'll have a drink.
Go back to Jersey, sonny. This is the City of the Angels, and you haven't got any wings.
Oh, great. You get the girl, I get the coroner.
A naked man with a gun? Do you really expect anyone to believe that?
If you're afraid of getting a rotten apple, don't go to the barrel. Get it off the tree.
Some men get the world. Others get ex-hookers and a trip to Arizona.
You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.