Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the niggers don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it.
Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.
Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.
My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.
It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.