American Psycho or The Departed?

Are you a fan of American Psycho? Of The Departed as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.

One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.

I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the niggers don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it.

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

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