Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.
How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?
Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
First day on the job, you know what I learned? How to spot a murderer. Let's say you arrest three guys for the same killing. You put them all in jail overnight. The next morning, whoever's sleeping is your man. You see, if you're guilty, you know you're caught, you get some rest, you let your guard down.
After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.
It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.