What can I tell you, kid? You're right. When you're right, you're right, and you're right.
You're a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses.
Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.
I goddamn near lost my nose. And I like it. I like breathing through it. And I still think you're hiding something.
Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
Isn't that something? Middle of a drought and the water commissioner drowns. Only in L.A.
It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.