Big Fish or The Irishman?

Are you a fan of The Irishman? Of Big Fish as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

Everybody's there, and I mean everybody. And the strange thing is, there's not a sad face to be found, everyone's just so happy to see you.

I'm just trying to understand how a person can buy a fish and not know what kind it was.

If they can whack a President, they can whack a president of a union. You know it and I know it.

A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.

You don't keep a man waiting. The only time you do is when you want to say something. When you want to say fuck you.

It was that night I discovered that most things you consider evil or wicked are simply lonely, and lacking in the social niceties.