American Psycho or Dances with Wolves?

Are you a fan of American Psycho? Of Dances with Wolves as well? Prove it! Select which quote belongs to which movie and see how good you are:

Killing those soldiers at the river was a good thing. I never got to thank all of you for saving me. I did not mind killing those men. I was glad to do it. But now I know that the soldiers hate me like they hate no other. Because I killed soldiers, men of my own race, they think I am a traitor.

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!

Sir knight? I've just pissed in my pants... and nobody can do anything about it.

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