Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.
Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
The things you own end up owning you.
It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.